No. No. No....

Raise your hand if you think you know what the "surprise" would be


ACK! IT BURNS!

Remember kids,

Don't drink and ChatNow

Breast Size

Why do I doubt that this person is really a woman in RL?

Are you...?

Because random intarweb girl who I've known for no more than five seconds really needs to known my sexual orientation.

Byebye Bitch

She likes my "tale" at least

Uh...?

Someone who can't make up her mind...


Or two people fighting for control of the keyboard.


You decide.

Pirate Paintbrush

I got an IM the other day...

Apparently, he could not figure out how to talk and just spammed Ctrl-V or something.

A few minutes after I left, he invited me back, having learned to talk. I tried to be helpful to the newbie, and teach him about ways to get free credits. Then he admitted it...

I tried to explain the dangerous situation he was putting himself in, but his response was simply "So what?"

Freaking kids. I've reported him more than once. Why is he not banned?