That was quick

Definatly a record time for a sex request

So, mommy... Part 2

I can't make this stuff up

Well, yes but...

NO SEX FOR YOU!

TMI revisited

Eww... I want that mental picture out of my head, thank you


Also, he gave me his asl and included an extra piece of data... inches...

Which I'm sure were greatly exaggerated

So, mommy...

I came across this post, already locked today:


I checked the girl's page and she's 14. Her "IMVU Boyfriend" is 13. No wonder she's so pissy. Not only is she too young for any real means of buying something online, but can you picture the conversation?

"Hey mommy, can I have your credit card? I wanna give some clothes to my boyfriend. Oh, no you haven't met him because he's online. He's 13. No, I know he's telling the truth because he loves me!"

.............

It's a new sort of special

I run into some guy and he asks me where I live. I tell him Ohio, where it's really cold right now. And he doesn't seem to know where that is. So I explain. Then...

Did Social Studies get cut from New Jersey schools' budgets or something?

Canned kisses...


Also, we have another case of someone claiming to be older when they talk like a 12 year old. I called him on he, he said he was 28, still. I told him to talk like an adult.


He said he had to leave.

And hugged me and said "i like" ...ew

So, this guy IMed me out of the blue today.


He asked how old I was, and I replied truthfully. He responded that he was 20 as well.

Now, not only did this boy talk like a damned 12 year old, but his profile said he was 16.
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Lol... forums



The stupid... it burns :(

Does Johnny Depp know this?

... tmi

Okay, so maybe I baited him by responding to "asl?" but...

Okay, so it's not Chat Now, but lookie! It's my first begger.

I love how the last "gift" is capitalized. Like that'll make me more likely to give gifts to a total stranger whom I have nothing in common with...

THE POWER OF CAPS COMPELS YOU!

For those unable to follow the conversation, this guy randomly asks if I have a boyfriend. When he finds out I do, he proceeds to ask about my sister.

I still haven't showed this picture to my sister yet >_>

Nice to meet you too

Under this dress I'm hiding my castration shears...

Sometimes I wish there were pixel STDs for these people...

Apparently here not find grammar


You know... you're more likely to take care of that problem if you back away from the computer and try dating in real life.

I got experience points

Rule #2 of Chat Now: Subtlety is for losers

For the first post I present the picture that started it all:

Rule #1 of Chat Now: Pants are optional

IMVU can be a scary place sometimes, as anyone who's clicked "Chat Now" or browsed the forum knows. I've made it a habit to take screen shots of the worst I encounter, and I sometimes share those picture in OT on the forums. But I figured that those pictures need a permanent, uncensored home.

If you have no idea what IMVU is, see here