It's a new sort of special

I run into some guy and he asks me where I live. I tell him Ohio, where it's really cold right now. And he doesn't seem to know where that is. So I explain. Then...

Did Social Studies get cut from New Jersey schools' budgets or something?

Canned kisses...


Also, we have another case of someone claiming to be older when they talk like a 12 year old. I called him on he, he said he was 28, still. I told him to talk like an adult.


He said he had to leave.

And hugged me and said "i like" ...ew