Read the fine print

So the guy starts hitting on me as he's looking over my page. Now, any person who reads my page will quickly notice that I say that I'm in a serious relationship and not interested in cyber. However, as I waited for him him to get to it, he couldn't help himself any longer.

What's up?

You know, I'm surprised I haven't gotten this response before.

That was quick

Definatly a record time for a sex request

So, mommy... Part 2

I can't make this stuff up

Well, yes but...

NO SEX FOR YOU!