Flirty

This guy was oddly fixated on wanting me too look like I'm flirting with him...

Umm

Does anyone have any idea what the hell he's saying?

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Your Eyes

Apparently this guy can read eyes....



You know... pixel eyes...



... sitting in my pixel head...

Now that's a dumb question

Well sure, but you ain't getting any.