No. No. No....

Raise your hand if you think you know what the "surprise" would be


ACK! IT BURNS!

Remember kids,

Don't drink and ChatNow

Breast Size

Why do I doubt that this person is really a woman in RL?

Are you...?

Because random intarweb girl who I've known for no more than five seconds really needs to known my sexual orientation.

Byebye Bitch

She likes my "tale" at least

Uh...?

Someone who can't make up her mind...


Or two people fighting for control of the keyboard.


You decide.

Pirate Paintbrush

I got an IM the other day...

Apparently, he could not figure out how to talk and just spammed Ctrl-V or something.

A few minutes after I left, he invited me back, having learned to talk. I tried to be helpful to the newbie, and teach him about ways to get free credits. Then he admitted it...

I tried to explain the dangerous situation he was putting himself in, but his response was simply "So what?"

Freaking kids. I've reported him more than once. Why is he not banned?

"Borrow"

Roflwaffles...

France

This one makes me go "huh?"

This guy said he was from France. I said I'd love to travel to France someday. For some reason, he assumed I mean I had immediate plans to go.

Then he proceeded to offer to let me stay at his house. Keep in mind that this is a ChatNow guy. I've known him for all of twenty seconds.

Er... -_-

Two for One

Wow, begging for birthday gifts *and* lying about her age...

Grammar

Er... Is IMVU staff taking grammar lessons from ChatNow-ers?

A question

You know, I've been asked this question several times by random chatters.

Why in the world would someone ever think that it's an appropriate question to ask a women you've just met?

Censored for your Protection

Trust me, you don't wanna see >.<

People sure are friendly these days

Jeez, thanks

Don't you love random chat invitations from people who've never even looked at your page?

Hmmm...

2 minute conversation does not a buddy make.

Just... wow...

This reaches a whole new level of wtf


Thanks for the picture, Tero ^.^

What am I thinking...

Actually, this guy just looked freaky...

Baby?

I guess with so many beggars around, you've got to start getting creative.

Alright?

What kind of question is that?

My Newb Stalker

I had a newb stalker for a while. What's funny is that although I was wearing a cat skin set when I first met her, it took her several days to realize I was furry.


She then dropped the subject for a while, wanting to play in my rooms and scenes (that was all she really wanted from me and several other she stalked it seems). Then she went begger.

I've been ignoring her lately XD

Begging AND lying

When I first asked his age, he said he was 19, and in high school. What's really sad is that his little greeting thing on his page is "hey sexly lady." Where do kids learn these things?

Haven't had this much fun in a while.

Haven't had a horror like this in sometime.

So I had some fun.

She really kept insisting she was 20. Being 20 myself, I somehow doubt that.

The new Outfits feature on IMVU is my first when it comes to situations like this.

China

You know it's going to be an interesting chat when the first thing you see is a guy wearing nothing but little briefs that say "sexy." He didn't say anything for a while, just kept trying to kiss and hug my avatar. Finally I got him to say something.

Perhaps it was better when he kept his mouth shut.

Charming

Um... huh?

Mess Around

Yes, I do have an Access Pass. No, it does not mean I'm going to "mess around" with random strangers who IM me. Sorry, I treat my online life like my real life.

Hyoper and Horyn

He must be, it's effecting his ability to type properly.

Kids

Seriously, I find at least one a day.


They all get reported eventually


This particular girl started attacking me after I called her on her lie. -_- Just because you're willing to give out your actual age in a chat doesn't make up for the fact that you lied about your age when signing up.

Preyy and Byutiful

I seriously had to extend the window to get all of that name in the screenshot

Infamy

So if you're going to act like an ass on IMVU...


You might want to clean the evidence off your page.




Yet another reason why it's a good idea to check people's pages before or during a chat :)

Is it wrong...

to report your own customers?

... depends on how bad the name is

Boops

Jeez, when people go online do their manners suddenly vanish?

Animals

and u seem to be do stupid

What dress?