The name says gothic, the pants says gangsta

The chat says moron


Lately, I've been treating chats in a different manner. I ask why. I try to get into their brains (what little there is...). And so, I present, a transcript once again.

Kage: Hello
Chatnowguy : hi
Chatnowguy : got a bf
Kage: At the moment? No.
Chatnowguy : how about me
Kage: Lol. Give me a few good reasons why
Chatnowguy : for one your hot
Kage: *Laughs* I'm asking you to tell me why I should choose you in particular
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: You say I should pick you. Why you? Why not the next chatnow guy?
Chatnowguy : ok
Kage: Well? Argue in your favor.
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: Tell me why I should pick you.
Kage: Gods, what are you, ten?
Chatnowguy : i like you alot
Kage: Okay... but what about you?
Kage: Anyone can say they like me, why should I pick you out of all of them
Kage: A man must have wit!
Kage: And strength in the rhetorical arts!
Chatnowguy : do you like me
Kage: *Laughs* You're dancing around the point
Kage: Impress me. Come on
Chatnowguy : do you like to have sex
Chatnowguy : not
Kage: Not with random strangers
Chatnowguy : nick
Chatnowguy : you
Chatnowguy : bye
Chatnowguy : /wave
Kage: Lawl fail
*Chatnowguy leaves*

Pet

Ah, early morning creepy invites...

Breast Size

Why do I doubt that this person is really a woman in RL?

Are you...?

Because random intarweb girl who I've known for no more than five seconds really needs to known my sexual orientation.

My Newb Stalker

I had a newb stalker for a while. What's funny is that although I was wearing a cat skin set when I first met her, it took her several days to realize I was furry.


She then dropped the subject for a while, wanting to play in my rooms and scenes (that was all she really wanted from me and several other she stalked it seems). Then she went begger.

I've been ignoring her lately XD

Haven't had this much fun in a while.

Haven't had a horror like this in sometime.

So I had some fun.

She really kept insisting she was 20. Being 20 myself, I somehow doubt that.

The new Outfits feature on IMVU is my first when it comes to situations like this.

Infamy

So if you're going to act like an ass on IMVU...


You might want to clean the evidence off your page.




Yet another reason why it's a good idea to check people's pages before or during a chat :)