The name says gothic, the pants says gangsta

The chat says moron


Lately, I've been treating chats in a different manner. I ask why. I try to get into their brains (what little there is...). And so, I present, a transcript once again.

Kage: Hello
Chatnowguy : hi
Chatnowguy : got a bf
Kage: At the moment? No.
Chatnowguy : how about me
Kage: Lol. Give me a few good reasons why
Chatnowguy : for one your hot
Kage: *Laughs* I'm asking you to tell me why I should choose you in particular
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: You say I should pick you. Why you? Why not the next chatnow guy?
Chatnowguy : ok
Kage: Well? Argue in your favor.
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: Tell me why I should pick you.
Kage: Gods, what are you, ten?
Chatnowguy : i like you alot
Kage: Okay... but what about you?
Kage: Anyone can say they like me, why should I pick you out of all of them
Kage: A man must have wit!
Kage: And strength in the rhetorical arts!
Chatnowguy : do you like me
Kage: *Laughs* You're dancing around the point
Kage: Impress me. Come on
Chatnowguy : do you like to have sex
Chatnowguy : not
Kage: Not with random strangers
Chatnowguy : nick
Chatnowguy : you
Chatnowguy : bye
Chatnowguy : /wave
Kage: Lawl fail
*Chatnowguy leaves*

Remember Kids

Giving out identifying information is bad.

Jeez, am I staring in some impromptu PSA?

Haven't had this much fun in a while.

Haven't had a horror like this in sometime.

So I had some fun.

She really kept insisting she was 20. Being 20 myself, I somehow doubt that.

The new Outfits feature on IMVU is my first when it comes to situations like this.

Infamy

So if you're going to act like an ass on IMVU...


You might want to clean the evidence off your page.




Yet another reason why it's a good idea to check people's pages before or during a chat :)

Search Edition

I decided to randomly browse through some of the people who come up in searches where the ages were default and the only criteria was state. What makes these really sad is the fact that any 13 year old browsing the main page might see these...


Why does sex obsession and bad grammar always seem to come hand in hand?


I'm sorry, but I am severely disturbed by 13-year-olds calling themselves "hot," "sexy," or other things like that.


Perhaps I should applaud his honestly? What makes it worse is that he's a minor. And that he considers cyber "getting pussy"


Another for the honesty award.


You "want" you don't "need" anything


U cybrz lol