OMG! A transcript!

Pictures couldn't accurately capture this chat. So I present, a log. Names have been removed to protect the "special."

Guest_: hi
Kage: Hello
Kage: What's up?
Guest_: nm
Guest_: u
Kage: Same, just relaxing before I head off to bed
Guest_: ok
Kage: So where are you from?
Guest_: chatham
Kage: Ah, where's that? O.O
Guest_: canada
Kage: Ah, okay
Kage: I'm from Pennsylvania in the US
Guest_: oh
Kage: So... are you going to speak more than one word at a time o.o
Guest_: 1 45 am
Kage: Yeah, it's the same time here O.o
Guest_: ok
Kage: So, any plans for the weekend?
Guest_: no u
Kage: Yeah, I'm heading out to AnthroCon tomorrow morning
Guest_: ohh
Kage: So er yeah...
Guest_: ok

*Kage gives up and leaves*