The quest for the "why"

Kage: Hello
Chatnowguy: hi sexy
Chatnowguy: u love sex?
Kage: Roflwaffles
Kage: That's a great way to start a conversation
Chatnowguy: u have yahoo or hot
Chatnowguy: i want seee u
Kage: Lol
Kage: So, why are ya trolling for sex on imvu anyways? I'm just curious....
Chatnowguy: i want see u
Kage: Mmm hmmm
Kage: Ya know what? Go outside. You'll find lots of real girls out there and you

won't be
Kage: masturbating to fuzzy intarweb pictures, 'kay?
*Leaves*
Kage: XD

The name says gothic, the pants says gangsta

The chat says moron


Lately, I've been treating chats in a different manner. I ask why. I try to get into their brains (what little there is...). And so, I present, a transcript once again.

Kage: Hello
Chatnowguy : hi
Chatnowguy : got a bf
Kage: At the moment? No.
Chatnowguy : how about me
Kage: Lol. Give me a few good reasons why
Chatnowguy : for one your hot
Kage: *Laughs* I'm asking you to tell me why I should choose you in particular
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: You say I should pick you. Why you? Why not the next chatnow guy?
Chatnowguy : ok
Kage: Well? Argue in your favor.
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: Tell me why I should pick you.
Kage: Gods, what are you, ten?
Chatnowguy : i like you alot
Kage: Okay... but what about you?
Kage: Anyone can say they like me, why should I pick you out of all of them
Kage: A man must have wit!
Kage: And strength in the rhetorical arts!
Chatnowguy : do you like me
Kage: *Laughs* You're dancing around the point
Kage: Impress me. Come on
Chatnowguy : do you like to have sex
Chatnowguy : not
Kage: Not with random strangers
Chatnowguy : nick
Chatnowguy : you
Chatnowguy : bye
Chatnowguy : /wave
Kage: Lawl fail
*Chatnowguy leaves*

OMG! A transcript!

Pictures couldn't accurately capture this chat. So I present, a log. Names have been removed to protect the "special."

Guest_: hi
Kage: Hello
Kage: What's up?
Guest_: nm
Guest_: u
Kage: Same, just relaxing before I head off to bed
Guest_: ok
Kage: So where are you from?
Guest_: chatham
Kage: Ah, where's that? O.O
Guest_: canada
Kage: Ah, okay
Kage: I'm from Pennsylvania in the US
Guest_: oh
Kage: So... are you going to speak more than one word at a time o.o
Guest_: 1 45 am
Kage: Yeah, it's the same time here O.o
Guest_: ok
Kage: So, any plans for the weekend?
Guest_: no u
Kage: Yeah, I'm heading out to AnthroCon tomorrow morning
Guest_: ohh
Kage: So er yeah...
Guest_: ok

*Kage gives up and leaves*

When chat-speak goes too far.

...

... What?

What kind of question is that?

More importantly, what kind of name is that? X.X