The quest for the "why"

Kage: Hello
Chatnowguy: hi sexy
Chatnowguy: u love sex?
Kage: Roflwaffles
Kage: That's a great way to start a conversation
Chatnowguy: u have yahoo or hot
Chatnowguy: i want seee u
Kage: Lol
Kage: So, why are ya trolling for sex on imvu anyways? I'm just curious....
Chatnowguy: i want see u
Kage: Mmm hmmm
Kage: Ya know what? Go outside. You'll find lots of real girls out there and you

won't be
Kage: masturbating to fuzzy intarweb pictures, 'kay?
*Leaves*
Kage: XD

The name says gothic, the pants says gangsta

The chat says moron


Lately, I've been treating chats in a different manner. I ask why. I try to get into their brains (what little there is...). And so, I present, a transcript once again.

Kage: Hello
Chatnowguy : hi
Chatnowguy : got a bf
Kage: At the moment? No.
Chatnowguy : how about me
Kage: Lol. Give me a few good reasons why
Chatnowguy : for one your hot
Kage: *Laughs* I'm asking you to tell me why I should choose you in particular
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: You say I should pick you. Why you? Why not the next chatnow guy?
Chatnowguy : ok
Kage: Well? Argue in your favor.
Chatnowguy : wat
Kage: Tell me why I should pick you.
Kage: Gods, what are you, ten?
Chatnowguy : i like you alot
Kage: Okay... but what about you?
Kage: Anyone can say they like me, why should I pick you out of all of them
Kage: A man must have wit!
Kage: And strength in the rhetorical arts!
Chatnowguy : do you like me
Kage: *Laughs* You're dancing around the point
Kage: Impress me. Come on
Chatnowguy : do you like to have sex
Chatnowguy : not
Kage: Not with random strangers
Chatnowguy : nick
Chatnowguy : you
Chatnowguy : bye
Chatnowguy : /wave
Kage: Lawl fail
*Chatnowguy leaves*

OMG! A transcript!

Pictures couldn't accurately capture this chat. So I present, a log. Names have been removed to protect the "special."

Guest_: hi
Kage: Hello
Kage: What's up?
Guest_: nm
Guest_: u
Kage: Same, just relaxing before I head off to bed
Guest_: ok
Kage: So where are you from?
Guest_: chatham
Kage: Ah, where's that? O.O
Guest_: canada
Kage: Ah, okay
Kage: I'm from Pennsylvania in the US
Guest_: oh
Kage: So... are you going to speak more than one word at a time o.o
Guest_: 1 45 am
Kage: Yeah, it's the same time here O.o
Guest_: ok
Kage: So, any plans for the weekend?
Guest_: no u
Kage: Yeah, I'm heading out to AnthroCon tomorrow morning
Guest_: ohh
Kage: So er yeah...
Guest_: ok

*Kage gives up and leaves*

When chat-speak goes too far.

...

... What?

What kind of question is that?

More importantly, what kind of name is that? X.X

Remember Kids

Giving out identifying information is bad.

Jeez, am I staring in some impromptu PSA?

I hope this is a troll

Otherwise, it's just proof that humanity's getting dumber

Please note that this person's page claims that they're 20 :O

Kitten

Yes. I'm being flirted with by someone in default clothes. With default hair. And default eyes. And default...


It's been brought to my attention that AP clothes will appear as default clothes. However, I have an AP, so that means this person really was wearing default everything.

I say... no thanks

Ah, the chats that start out normal enough... and quickly devolve into sexual gibberish

You really think so?

Do they even wait for me to load anymore?

Wolfs

Um... ?

Questions

Asking one's chat partner a few questions is usually fine...

But...whu?

Pet

Ah, early morning creepy invites...